Super Cool Trader Dude - French Alps Style

Complete Baking Instructions

Ingredients:

One over-worked stressed-out yuppie in a monkey suit, one crazy man, one American who won't sit still, one large ski-pro with a bum leg, and one love interest.

Step 1:

Remove stressed-out yuppie in monkey suit from its work environment and place at a ski lodge in the French Alps. At this point the ex-yuppie should have the appearance of a Nerd, don't be concerned.

Step 2:

Quickly, before the Nerd can escape, have the large ski-pro with a bum leg force many bad French beers down his throat. Other illegal substances may be substituted, but it is outside the scope of this family oriented Web Page to instruct to do so.

Step 3:

Have a wild man take the ex-yuppie out to the slopes. It is very important to mix in the wild man very slowly, because to much at once could be dangerous.

Step 4:

As you can see, the ex-yuppie no longer has the appearance of a nerd. Though not completely a dude yet, signs of progress should be apparent at this stage. Continue to introduce alcohol, possibly hard stuff. (Note: Keep clear of video games or he might revert back into nerd-hood.)

Step 5:

More skiing with a wild man. Many long beer stops may be required. Be patient, remember the ex-yuppie is not fully baked yet.

Step 6:

Now with the ex-yuppie comfortably baking at a slope-side cafe, abruptly introduce an American that can't sit still and force ex-yuppie back on the slopes. This may seem like harsh treatment, but it is necessary when making a dude.

Step 7:

As you can see the ex-yuppie is now a cool dude!

Step 8:

Now to insure proper hormonal response, top off ex-yuppie with a love interest. (Be careful not to let him revert back to old ways of self satisfaction.)

Final Step!!!

Congratulations! You have now successfully turned an overworked stressed-out yuppie into a super cool trader dude! Now serve with two phones and many computers, step back, and watch the money flow in.